Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”
sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???
scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………
It somehow warms my heart knowing that this is a man who really lost a leg and is embracing it by dressing like a hero who has the same disability like him.
I know that might sound weird, but I love seeing people like this man not letting anything bring them down.
Another new-for-fall treat that will make the next two months extra special. Come learn all about Pillsbury’s new Pumpkin Pie Toaster Strudel!